How much?
Okay, so due to the caffeine I’m currently consuming, I actually have some ideas. They may not be interesting, but at least they are something. Hurray for Dr. Pepper!
Our family has recently come up with a new survey question. The answer is very telling (though what exactly it tells you is kind of hard to determine).
How much money would it take for you to eat a level tablespoon of human feces from an unknown source?
Here are the answers below:
Toby: $200,000
Heather: No price
Rachel: $1,000,000
Gus: $1,000
Kate: $1,000,000
Magnus: $200,000
Phyllis: No price
Mike: No price
Philip: No price
Corinna: No price
What does this say about the Miller value system vs. the Wells value system. It seems that the Wells are less mercenary than the Millers. And Gus, well, it says something about him, but I don’t think it says anything good. So readers (both of you), how much would it take?
Samantha Tengelitsch said,
July 31, 2006 at 2:51 pm
And I came here for a baby update?!
Um, no price. If it was desease-free, $999,999,999,999 (USD), cash delivered up front.
mel said,
July 31, 2006 at 9:18 pm
Before I answer, did those who stated “no price” mean that they flat out refused to do it, or that they’d do it for free? Just wanted to clarify…
Also, I have one key word for you to consider:
MUSHROOMS.
Samantha Tengelitsch said,
August 1, 2006 at 6:05 am
I think carrots and corn go better with pricey poo.
magnus said,
August 1, 2006 at 9:06 am
Yeah, I had carrots and corn the other day and my poo was SUPER colorful. It was almost too pretty to flush! Almost.
katenmw said,
August 1, 2006 at 9:15 am
Yeah, “no price” means that they won’t do it for any amount of money.
No comment on Magnus’s comment. Ack.
magnus said,
August 1, 2006 at 9:26 am
Hey, I didn’t go anywhere Sam hadn’t already gone!
Samantha Tengelitsch said,
August 1, 2006 at 9:34 am
I would have saved it, Magnus. Or at least photograph it next time! We could have a contest.
magnus said,
August 1, 2006 at 2:14 pm
We could upload it, too!
http://www.ratemypoo.com/
It was like a colorful snake resting at the bottom of the bowl!
iamsamiam said,
August 2, 2006 at 7:32 am
…a bowl of worms Kate likely wishes she hadn’t uncovered.
Lephty said,
August 10, 2006 at 11:48 pm
What! $1000 is the lowest? I’ll go $999 no problem. I could see myself going as low as $499 in a pinch… hehe, loaf. I can think of quite a few things I don’t own, but should own, that cost $499 or less.
magnus said,
August 17, 2006 at 7:54 am
Mel rocks.
Auntie Pat said,
August 20, 2006 at 9:29 pm
Ok, what’s going on up there? You kids quiet down!
May I say that Heather is probably no telling the honest truth about the pooh-eating. I know she’s got her price!
Samantha Tengelitsch said,
August 22, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Yeah, I have my doubts about a few of the “no pricers.”
Mom said,
August 22, 2006 at 6:43 pm
Ok…so I was full already!
Kate said,
August 23, 2006 at 12:46 pm
We know you really have your price, Mom.